Monday, August 3, 2009

And then there were eight...

Coming to a theatre near you, from J.K. Rowling and the producers of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"... Witness the untold story of one wizard boy's journey... TO THE MIDDLE EAST, as Harry Potter and his magical pals join the WAR ON TERROR. In a whimsical world where anything is possible, one muggle is playing a dangerous game. And his time is up. OSAMAAAAA! The Ministry of Magic has summoned the Boy Who Lived... find Bin Laden... or DIE TRYING. Join director David Yates as the saga continues in: HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZERBAIJAN!

"Dumbledore lives... and he's really, really pissed."

(This film has not yet been rated. In theatres 9/11/2009.)


[This post is intended for parody purposes only.]

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